Rajinikanth 65th Birthday : [READ/WATCH] Best Of Rajini Jokes!

12 Dec 2015, 12:00 AM4 min read

A superstar who is down to earth and has touched the clouds with his hard work. Larger than life Rajinikanth is not just a loved actor but a source of inspiration to millions. Worked under hardships and has always showered his simplicity and politeness with his peace white shirt and Lungi. Thaliva has established himself as a synonym for stylish onset mannerism, charismatic personality.

As the Boss turns 65 today, here are few jokes of his which made the world laugh up to the glory.

Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is!
When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match.
There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control.
When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death.
If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini's follower.
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories.
Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match.
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's Secret !
Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in.
Harvard got it's MBA from Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi.
Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo.
There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him.
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice.
Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted.
Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon.
When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
Gmail's email address gmail@rajinikanth.com.
Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth know "Choli ke peeche kya hai"
Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth.
Once Rajinikanth signed a chequeâ€¦ and the Bank bounced!
Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball.
Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket.
Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times.
Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth
lives here.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few
seconds and people don't watch a few seconds movie.
Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano.
Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
Once death has "Near Rajinikanth experience".
Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
When Rajinikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside".
Its only when Rajinikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted.
Rajinikanth can make fire using two ice cubes.
Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line "All Records Won by Rajinikanth".
Rajinikanth can breathe in Vacuum.
Rajinikanth can type a sentence on a calculator.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover.
Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane.
Rajinikanth's emails never come back Undelivered.
Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth can smell the sound.
Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer.
Actually Rajinikanth doesn't walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet.
Rajinikanth can break one side of a glass !
Rajinikanth can boil a egg in ice water.
Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze.